Serving Central Illinois

We steal the stuff
you step in.

Professional dog poop removal for Lincoln, Bloomington, and the surrounding communities. Weekly service. No contracts. No fluff.

7+ years of Central IL service
$2.1B market growing fast
0 contracts, ever
Our stance

You didn't get a dog to become a sanitation worker.

Dogs are great. Poop is not. You already knew that. We built Turd Burglars for the pet owners in Central Illinois who want a clean yard without spending their weekends picking up after their own dog. We show up, we do the work, we leave. Every week.

Why it matters

That brown spot in your yard is more than gross. It's a health problem.

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Parasites & Bacteria

Dog feces can harbor giardia, roundworm, E. coli, and tapeworm eggs. Kids playing in the yard are especially vulnerable. Rain doesn't fix it — it spreads it.

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Pest Magnet

Flies land on feces, then land on your family's food. Rodents and other scavengers are drawn to accumulated waste. The more buildup, the more uninvited guests.

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Lawn Damage

Dog poop is high in nitrogen. Left to accumulate, it burns patches in your grass, leaving brown spots even in healthy lawns. One dog's waste can damage up to 200 sq ft of lawn per year.

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Community Stigma

Neighbors notice. HOA notices. The guy at the gas station who saw you carrying a bag last week definitely noticed. A well-maintained yard says something. This doesn't have to be that conversation.

What we do

Simple. Consistent. Clean.

Weekly Yard Scoop
We walk your yard in a grid pattern, picking up everything your dog left behind. Every week, rain or shine.
Initial Deep Clean
First visit is a full-property cleanup — every accumulation cleared out so your weekly service starts fresh.
Waste Removal
We haul everything away. Nothing left in your trash, nothing buried in the corner. Just gone.
Deodorizing Treatment
Optional add-on with enzymatic treatment to neutralize odor in heavily soiled areas. Ask us about it.
No setup fees. No cancellation fees. No contracts. Cancel anytime.
Service area

Central Illinois is our home turf.

Lincoln

Our home base. Weekly service available throughout Logan County.

Bloomington-Normal

Weekly service available for residential properties in McLean County.

Springfield

Coming soon — sign up to be notified when we launch in Sangamon County.

Don't see your town? Email us — we may still be able to help.

Your dog already has your heart.
Let us handle the rest.

Turd Burglars exists because someone in Central Illinois looked at their backyard and thought — I shouldn't have to do this myself. We agree. Weekly service, no strings, just a yard you can actually use.