We get it done.
No fluff, no fine print. Just reliable dog poop removal so you can enjoy your yard without stepping in someone else's problem.
Who we are
Neighbors serving neighbors
Turd Burglars started because no one wants to be the person whose yard is the neighborhood punchline. We're locals who care about keeping yards clean, not franchised out-of-towners with a truck and a website.
Why we do this
Every yard deserves a break
Dog poop isn't just gross — it's a health hazard, a lawn killer, and the #1 reason people stop enjoying their outdoor space. We handle the unpleasant so you don't have to.
How we work
Simple, no games
Pick a plan, give us your address, and we show up. No contracts. No cancellation fees. No pressure. You want to pause for a month? Done. You want to stop entirely? Done. We earn your business every week.
Where we operate
Central Illinois, period
We serve Champaign, Urbana, and surrounding areas. If you're in the area and you have a yard, we probably serve you. Check the service area on the homepage or just book and we'll confirm.
What we stand for
- Reliability first. If we say we'll be there Tuesday, we're there Tuesday. Or we contact you before Tuesday.
- No upselling. You pick a plan and we do the job. No "while we're here" pitches, no add-on offers.
- Transparent pricing. What you see is what you pay. No hidden fees, no "adjustments."
- We respect your property. We don't trample flower beds, leave gates open, or make a mess. We pick up after ourselves — ironically.